five bad valentines dates

5.

Alex (Glen Close) in Fatal Attraction.  The very definition of extreme dating.  Lock up your sons, pets, etc

4.

Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) in Taxi Driver.  Sure his heart is in the right place, but don't let him pick the valentines movie.

3.

Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) in American Psycho.  He may be well turned out and articulate, but when he turns on that 80's music, it may be time to make your apologies and leave.

2. 

Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman) in Pulp Fiction.  As if having to participate in eccentric dancing wasn't bad enough, this lady spends way too much time in the bathroom.

1.

Frank TJ Mackey (Tom Cruise) in Magnolia.  This dude has respect issues...